$5 off all ugly christmas sweaters! We will be parked at the legendary good records. I'm so excited to get to set up shop there tonight from 5:30-10:00.
Also because of the nasty weather ahead I may start taking orders and delivering them personally. So if you want to buy two or more sweaters send me a text or e-mail. My cell is 469-449-4440. My e-mail is firstname.lastname@example.org.